This is a chance for Players and ex-players to write as much or as little as they want about themselves. Fill out the form (link below) with whatever info you want others to see. It doesn't matter whether you are Captain of the 1st XI or retired from playing 30 years ago, put your details on for your team-mates to laugh at... Go on, don't be shy, blow your own trumpet (if you'll excuse the expression..) There are a few video clips of some players here.

Form here. I'm NOT proof-reading it for you so whatever you type goes on your page, unless it's racist, sexist, or deemed offensive. In which case I'll save it for the end of season Party..

Erasmus Shagwell Butt (sample questionnaire)